SIDE GAME · ONE MARKED HOLE
Longest Drive
Pick a hole, swing out of your shoes, and the longest ball that finishes in the fairway takes it. Short grass or nothing.
HOW IT WORKS
One hole where you can stop playing golf and just hit it.
Mark a hole before the round — usually a wide par 5 with a fairway you can miss and survive. Everybody hits a tee shot, the longest ball that finishes in the fairway takes it, and the guy who bombed it into the trees gets nothing but the story.
Mark the hole and the amount
Pick it on the first tee, not on the tee box. A wide par 5 downwind is the classic choice.
Tee shots only, one ball
The ball you play from the tee is the ball that counts. Reload and you are out.
It has to finish in the fairway
A 320 in the rough loses to a 280 in the middle, every time.
Settle it at the ball
Compare drives as you walk past them, not from the tee. The ball in the fairway that is furthest along wins.
GoLo settles the hole
Record the winner and GoLo nets it into the settle-up. If nobody finds the fairway, your house rule decides whether it carries.
SETTLE THESE FIRST
Four questions, asked before anybody tees off.
Longest drive falls apart on definitions. These are the four to nail down.
WATCH IT PLAY OUT
One par 5, $10 a man, and a 318-yarder that finished six feet into the rough.
Four players, longest drive on the 12th, fairway only. Dave hit the longest ball anybody had seen all year and won nothing for it.
- 318YDSDave — right roughSix feet off the fairway, and six feet is six feet−$10
- 296YDSYou — middle of the fairwayLongest ball in the short grass+$30
- 291YDSMike — fairway, right sideFive yards from a different afternoon−$10
- 274YDSTom — fairway, laid upHit 3-wood to stay in play−$10
FORMATS & VARIATIONS
One hole is the tradition. It does not have to be the whole game.
Same swing, four structures — ways groups stretch longest drive past a single tee box.
Every par 5
A separate one on each long hole gives four swings that matter.
Long and straight
Pair longest in the fairway with closest approach into the green.
Last man standing
The shortest ball in play drops out, and survivors hit again.
Distance handicap
Give shorter hitters yards instead of strokes.
PLAY SMART
Nobody wins longest drive from the trees.
The fairway rule is the whole game. Your normal driver at a wider target beats chasing 15 yards you have never hit on command.
Tee it forward and higher
Use the widest angle and launch the ball; carry with less spin is where free yards live.
Hit last if the order allows it
Once you know the number, you know whether you need driver or a fairway-finding 3-wood.
Aim at the fat side
Center-cut and 12 yards short beats hero-long and out of play.
TALK THE TALK
The words that settle the tee box.
- Longest drive
- The side game for the longest tee shot on a marked hole.
- In play
- Finished in the fairway — the usual price of admission.
- Marker
- The peg or plate left beside the current leading ball.
- Tee shot only
- The first ball from the tee. Reloads and mulligans are out.
- Carry
- Nobody found the fairway, so it rides to the next hole.
- Distance handicap
- Agreed yards given to shorter hitters.
LONGEST DRIVE, ANSWERED
Before you grip it any tighter.
Settle the tee box before the beer cart gets there.
Mark the hole, let fairway-only decide it, and let GoLo net it into the settle-up.
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